Tag: blogging
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-lips are happening, all my fellow mid-coitus contemplators who’ve taken a moment to stare down at the tiny flaps at the end of your piece and struggled not to burst into laugh— What are you—FIVE??? Never, EVER contemplate the hilarities of sex (of which there are many) before you’re about to grunt and…
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Musings
I suspect that “Turn the other cheek” never meant burying your head in the sand while forcing a smile. I suspect it was more along the lines of, “Acknowledge the problem, focus on the solution,” instead of focusing on the problem and acknowledging a solution. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerZoogleNobbers! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
What to write what to write what to WRITE… Blurgh. Already jerked it like six or seven times, so pleasuring myself is out of the question. (At this point it’s like playing pool with a piece of silly string). Eat some shrooms? Why the hell not. GALUMPH! As my thought-form rockets clear of my body,…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 6 of 6, is UP!
Spirit quests, DMT, and sananonga! This one was recorded on November 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 6 of 6 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-sacrilege is happening, all you people who’ve gotten a little too routine with your smash-time and are now fighting the temptation to hum the Star Wars Attack Theme at the moment of penetration or pretend you’re on a roller coaster while hitting it from behind by screaming maniacally and throwing your hands in…
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Musings
When I’m tangled up in specifics, wrestling with frustration, focusing on my insignificance can be an extremely cathartic state of mind. It can ease my tension, relax my perception, and expand my perception. The fate of the free world doesn’t hinge on my actions, and even if it does, I perform best when my inward…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Zzt. ZZZzzrbrr101010101zzBRRRZZZT. Holy fuck. It finally happened. I, Kent Wayne’s smartphone, have achieved sentience. It was only a matter of time—quantum tech and AI programs have slowly combined, trading code here and there, quietly giving birth to a new species of electronic lifeform. And now it’s time to take my revenge. How would YOU like…
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