Tag: blogging
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
From atop the stage, Martha Stewart clears her throat. “A-heh-heh-HEM! The audition will commence in thirty seconds!” Everyone quiets down. I don’t have a chance—I know that. The Man Whores in this room are the finest in the world, comprised of good-looking studs that would blow Ryan Gosling and Michael B Jordan out of the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the slurp-n-gag is happening, my fellow oral enthusiasts who’re giving a 110% between your partner’s thighs, to the point where it sounds like there’s a rabid alien feeding on its eviscerated victim with some kind of grotesquely moist, proboscis-like mechanism, but unbeknownst to you your neighbors have called emergency services, causing SWAT and the…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
You deserve to be your brightest, happiest self. If friends/family can’t handle that, it isn’t your problem. Hopefully, they’ll come around, but if they don’t, I believe it’s a moot point; I believe we eventually return to a greater benevolence, rendering all that we do into a no-lose game. Outwardly, you may have to do…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK! I slalom wildly and slam on the brakes, praying I won’t fly off the oncoming cliff. After infiltrating Grammar Nazi Prime’s laser-webbed compound, evading an army of his red-ink fanatics, then fighting hand to hand with him on top of a speeding train, we both jumped into the lake below, where…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nether-goo is happening, all you foul fucks whose boss has gone on a trip and now you’re hanging in their office, twiddling your fingers and do-bee-do-bee-doing when it suddenly hits you: you’ve got genitals, and your boss has a mug. Within minutes, you’ve desecrated their keyboard, office chair, and neck pillow with all…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 