Your favorite author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne has been using the bathroom sink as a urinal. Now he must pay. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Your favorite author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne has been using the bathroom sink as a urinal. Now he must pay. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating
Some of you writers have asked me how I write fight scenes. Well, first you gotta tap into sheer rage. Here’s me—your favorite author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne—utilizing a time-honored method for tapping into that eye-throbbing, world-crushing anger. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating
I said I’d take a pic of myself and here it is: Your favorite author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne, procrasturbating like there’s no tomorrow. On the stool is Man Child’s favorite zoomie. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays
Soon I will reveal myself to the world. Not my face, ‘cos I’ll be wearing a face mask, but you will see me in my shorts and socks, and I plan to strap my pistol on and be using a kukri knife in some ridiculously unnecessary capacity.
Man Child Mondays are coming.
I’ve received a fair amount of interest in what I look like, but those of you who know me know that one of my key concerns is making sure I’m not recognized in public. I’ve decided to post a series of snapshots from the life of Kent Wayne starting next week as part of “Man-child Mondays.” I’ll be wearing a balaclava (SWAT-style head cover) and shades to preserve my secret identity, and I’ll be photographed in a variety of hopefully humorous photos. So sorry—unless I get invited to the Daily Show I’m not gonna show my face (and even then I’m gonna wear a fake beard or something) but I hope you guys’ll get a kick out of Man-child Mondays.