Category: Man Child Mondays

Man Child Mondays #26

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I am sad to inform you that my short apprenticeship under Batman has rendered me unfit for crimefighting.  All was going well until I used one of his Bat-socks.  I had no idea that he used them to catch his man-goo.  His super cunning and unbelievably deadly Bat-sperm revived themselves from a suspended state of crusty hibernation, crawled into my butt, and spawned in my belly.  As a result, I am now expecting Bruce Wayne’s octuplets, and can no longer sustain the physique of an elite level crimefighter.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #25

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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne trying to summon his chi…and also trying not to fart.  I failed on both counts, God help me.  Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds…

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #24

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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne with his faithful companion and longtime friend:  Howler Guy.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #23

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True story:  when your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne was but a little tyke, he was convinced that flushing the toilet would accidentally tear a hole into another dimension and invite horrors without names into the bathroom.  Today I face my destiny; I will flush my toilet and blast the face off whatever comes from its arcane depths.

…I know:  I should be writing.

Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #22

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Avast, ye curs!  Your favorite author (and Perennial Man Child) set to go sailing far and wide in search of soccer mom booty!  Er…I mean soccer moms AND booty!  Whatever!  YOU know what I mean!  Avast!

Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #21

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Don’t expect too much from me; this is as academic as your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne is able to be.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy

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Man Child Mondays #20

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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne trying to be cool…and failing miserably.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #19

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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne clicking his heels three times in an effort to conjure himself a cyborg velociraptor mount that is equipped with boot-jets and laser-gatling arms.  It didn’t work, and may that damnable hedge-witch Dorothy burn for her nefarious lies!

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #18

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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne dreaming about robots, velociraptors, and the time he hotboxed his enemies in an elevator with beer-farts and melted their faces off.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays #17

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The ONLY calendar used by your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne!

This is the first photo from the 2nd Man Child shoot.  When I first started taking pics for Man Child Mondays, I was only doing it as a goof; I didn’t realize some of you who would find a masked deviant with obviously questionable morals in any way attractive.  Accordingly, for the 2nd shoot, I shortened my cheat day for about two months to increase my “rippage.”  Right now I’m trying to pack some meat on my butt, so I probably look closer to the Man Child you saw from the first photo shoot LOL.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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