Man Child Mondays #26

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I am sad to inform you that my short apprenticeship under Batman has rendered me unfit for crimefighting.  All was going well until I used one of his Bat-socks.  I had no idea that he used them to catch his man-goo.  His super cunning and unbelievably deadly Bat-sperm revived themselves from a suspended state of crusty hibernation, crawled into my butt, and spawned in my belly.  As a result, I am now expecting Bruce Wayne’s octuplets, and can no longer sustain the physique of an elite level crimefighter.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

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12 thoughts on “Man Child Mondays #26

  1. Do you know that according to your blog you have over 15,000 followers? Including me. I don’t get it. I think fart jokes are silly. And “crusty hibernation” in #26 sounds nasty. But I like the Doo bee doo bee doooo in #16. And I usually laugh. and Yes, you should be writing, like this story about your belly.

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  2. The first time I heard of using a sock, I cringed. I’m sure they wash well, but ewwwww!
    You know, honey, if you stand up straight and suck in that belly, it would be much less surprising. You might want to lay off some of those lovely writing snacks, but it is only a suggestion, as I’d probably send you cookies instead.

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