I am sad to inform you that my short apprenticeship under Batman has rendered me unfit for crimefighting. All was going well until I used one of his Bat-socks. I had no idea that he used them to catch his man-goo. His super cunning and unbelievably deadly Bat-sperm revived themselves from a suspended state of crusty hibernation, crawled into my butt, and spawned in my belly. As a result, I am now expecting Bruce Wayne’s octuplets, and can no longer sustain the physique of an elite level crimefighter.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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