Category: Kor’Thank

What the terror-poop is going on, all you warriors-made-cowards who have broken into a cold, trembling sweat as your butthole lurches and strains, holding back an onslaught of filthy evil that wrenches and twists your hopelessly outmatched sphincter while threatening to bust through like a Mordor-spawned Balrog that hasn’t fucked for a thousand years and…

What the beast-fuck is happening, my fellow power-sexers who’ve pounded away with unbridled determination, only to have a massive cramp assault your thighs and lower back but you refuse to give up so you grit your teeth and keep pumping while sweat pours down your tension-twisted face and your organs start exploding one by on—…

What the hook-dick is happening, my fellow upcurved wiener-wielders who have been complimented for your skills in bed and pissed off your lover by shrugging and stating, “I just pound away,” not realizing that the credit goes to the angle of your penis rather than your nonexistent foreplay ski— Hey asshole—with great penis comes great…

What the bung-whiff is happening, all you smell-sensitive mofos who have passed by a coworker who looks perfectly normal, only you strongly suspect they’ve gaslit your nostrils with the faint, funky remnants of something that might be week-old bdussy jui— Christ almighty, man—it’s all in your head!  (But just to be sure, stalk your coworker…