Category: Kor’Thank

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    SkerZongerBongs!  Thank ya muchly to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  I hope you were entertained!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    YerZongerBongs!  Thank ya muchly to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  I hope you were entertained!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    GorNobberThoog McYibbenThobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the bung-tickle is happening, all my up-until-now-very-content fuckers who’re happily smashing but now there’s a fingertip brushing your b-hole which causes you to freeze like a jacklit deer, eyes wide with uncertainty for what the future might hold as your mind revs up to 1000 mph trying to figure out whether you should chance…

  • Kor’Thank:  A High School Absurdical

    Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

    WHAT IF… My wiener and ballsack achieved sentience? Ha!  It happened!  I’m a goddamn wish-machine! But things don’t go as planned.  The exact opposite, actually. Wiener immediately begins slapping me across the face—wh’pap PAP, wh’pap-pap-PAP!—blinding me with its monstrous glans and wrinkled folds. “AKK!  PHHBT!  WHAT ARE YOU—”  I raise my hands in an instinctive…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    YerThobbenGibbers!  Thank ya muchly to all those who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday!  Thank ya Big Big!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the hog-bulge is happening, all my fellow well-endowed peeps who like to activate the salivary glands of fervent admirers by wearing super tight jeans or letting the glans poke out the bottom of the shorts or the top of the waistband as if your wiener was an overfriendly neighbor saying “Hi!  Hello!  How’s everything…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    GerShnoobenYobs!  Thank ya muchly to all those who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday!  Thank ya Big Big!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol.…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    NogThobbenShooben YerGibberTibber, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the shroom-gasm is happening, all you psychedelic genital-rubbers who go deep into the throes of a color-drenched wonderland, then end up screaming and flailing as bat-winged cocks and manta-ray vajeens swoop toward you and roar like a pack of starving demon-tigers— Get ahold of yourself, man!  Manifest a sword, deal a fatal blow to…