Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As Kent Wayne’s wiener, my life is filled with terror and pain. It’s not all holes and tongues. I mean, yes, they massage me on a regular basis, but that doesn’t make up for the unrelenting wear and tear. Ironically, that comes from Kent Wayne himself. Right now he’s sleeping on his disgusting futon, snoring…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Karen Rage is happening, all my fellow-minded, mind-thy-own-business mofos who have been struck by an out-of-left-field, passive-aggressive Hadouken from an undersexed, fruitcake-gifting daemon who rules the PTA with an iron goddamn fist and now you can’t sleep ’cause you’re grinding your teeth in sheer fucking rage so you leap outta bed and ninja…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the squeaker-fart is happening, all my fellow transgressors who’ve been called to do a presentation while your butthole is lurching and trembling, but you think you’ve got it under control, just gonna let go with a silent hisser and then it turns into an unmistakable cheek-clapper—pa-POP!—now you’re sweating bullets, talking louder and faster, hoping…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the birth-horror is happening, all you fathers who’ve struggled to resist peeing yourself as you wait by the bedside and witness your child coming out of your spouse like an alien chest-burster that ravages the precious vajeen you’ve cherished and cavorted with, but now you gotta force a smile and mutter something-something-something about the…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the whore-hole is happening, my fellow whores of all genders, shapes, and occupations who’ve brazenly offered up your holes for plundering yet time and age have degraded their firmness and now you sob quietly at night as you contemplate how they went from beautiful, tight orifices into yawning caves full of horror and possibly…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!
Big thanks goes out to Kirsten, who just threw Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a five star rating on Amazon! Nice to know that my R-rated, psychedelic-filled high school absurdical was able to entertain! Thank ya muchly, Kirsten! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YerBoggerThog McYobbenThooben, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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