Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
You may not know it, but I’m now a member of the international phenomenon known as BTS. Here’s how it happened: As I’m strolling through town, I walk past a rando alley and glance down its length. Holy magoobers, is that… BTS??? I stop in my tracks, mouth agape. RM gives me a casual nod. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the flipside-blumpkin is happening, all my fellow men-folk who have suddenly realized that blumpkins work both ways, and now you’re kneeling before your toilet-seated partner, lips trembling as a single tear runs down your cheek and you die a little more inside with each passing second, but your partner has no mercy; they express…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Oh hey,” I exclaim. “Ruthless billionaire Jeff Bezos! Bezos steps up to the urinal next to me. “Zany author and award-winning Man Whore Kent Wayne! How you doing, my guy?” “Not bad! I switched over to fantasy—now I’m writing about D&D pirates, only instead of cannons they have these gigantic stone pillars that are basically…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the confusion-porn is happening, all you baffled-as-fuck horndogs who can’t watch a fuck-video without stumbling across sex with people stuck in fences or dryers or some variation of incestual boffing (I blame YOU George R.R. Martin; this shit wasn’t popular before the goddamn Lannisters!) and now you can’t go to jiu-jitsu without wondering is…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Have you some of these,” Yoda giggles, holding out a handful of mushrooms. “They beat the dogshit out of Force-clairvoyance.” “What happened to your sentence structure?” I ask, maowing down the shrooms. “Don’t you usually talk…you know, backwards?” He waves a dismissive hand. “I only do that to sound more eccentric. Adds some flavor, you…
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Thank You For Participating in the Giveaway!!!
If you grabbed yourself a copy of Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl during the five day giveaway, then Thank You Muchly!! Definitely the zaniest of my books! I hope you enjoy it, and please leave a positive review once you’re finished! Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a…
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For Today and Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300…
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