Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Mark Zuckerberg???” I bolt up in bed. “What are YOU doing here?” “I’m an alien hybrid,” he replies. “Can’t you tell by my weird face and mechanical demeanor? Get ready to be abducted, you low-down Man Whore.” “No! NO!” I claw at my bed, trying to grab a post, but he freezes my body with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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What the howler monkey-style is happening, all you high-level fuckers who’ve taken a cue from the king of all copulators and decided to hit it from the back while you’re hunkered over and standing in a half-squat, but as you’re pumping away your haunted monkey stuffy comes to life and starts taunting you with a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I can barely restrain myself from rushing out to meet him, but you gotta honor Christmas tradition. So I wait excitedly in bed until I hear him climb back onto the roof, then dash out to the living room. Milk and cookies, both gone. Nice. Hold on—nothing beneath the tree? I yank my stocking off…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Ghost of Man Whore Past is happening, all you aged-out dickslingers who are now decrepit old fuckbags who plague the gym locker rooms with your sloppy-ass balls and liver-spotted frenulum, you think you’ve put your checkered past behind you but as you lie in bed, the specters of cervixes, rectums, and tonsils haunt…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
They must have worked out the bugs with neuralink, because mine’s all right. If I bump my head against the wall, the jack will make a weird click, but otherwise, there’s no pain and no discomfort. At this point, I’ve had it for six and a half months. I barely notice unless— “NYAAARGGH!” I clutch…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sexedelic is happening, all you adventurous folk who’ve ingested some quality substances and are in the middle of getting lucky with a random hottie, then the drugs kick in and as you stare into the depths of their spread-open butthole, it begins morphing into a Heath Ledger Joker with giant spider legs, you…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
From a distance, you might think they were cowboys on the trail, but these four figures had no cattle. Their fire cut a spark against the night-darkened mesas, the glow from the stars was distant and cold. If you were to behold their faces up close, you would see three of them were wrought with…
Kent Wayne 