Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Careful…” I warn. “CAREFUL…” Kent Wayne grunts in annoyance. “ReLAX, wiener. I’ve been shaving your base for over a decade. I know how to care for my own damn penis.” “Then why don’t you lube me before a marathon jerk-session?” I retort. “You punish me three times a day, minimum! Have you ever exfoliated after…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-action-save is happening, all you polymath fightmasters who’ve gone John fucking Wick against a bunch of ear-pieced goons in basic-ass suits, beating them with utter impunity and creative panache while making out with your hot-ass costar and flying an out-of-control plane between strikes and throws when suddenly you get sucker-punched and thrown out…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I should keep writing, but my browser is flashing with a link that says MAKE YOUR DICK SMELL BETTER WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! Yep, you’re right—I can’t resist. As soon as I click it, Elon and Bezos hijack my screen. They cackle and guffaw with micro-dick-powered glee. “Thanks for revealing your physical location—our precision-guided…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-fail is happening, all you unlucky as hell sex-bunglers who lose your focus while engaging in coitus and mistakenly finger the wrong hole, throw your hands up and whoop like you’re posing for a roller-coaster selfie, or accidentally pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower and defiling everything within…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I slept in. Now I’m paying the price. I haven’t even brushed my goddamn teeth—the only way I could make it to boot camp fitness was to throw on some clothes and drive like a bat out of hell. “BOX JUMPS!” our instructor yells. As I hop up and down on my thirty-inch crate, I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-gunk is happening, all my fellow lazy meatbeaters who let the wet spot on your bed grow and crystallize from repeated sperm genocides directed into your stanky ass sheets, much to your horror these fallen trillions form into a ghoulish monstrosity that would make Zuul simultaneously shit, piss and vomit in sheer fucking…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
One moment I’m pissing into a urinal, the next moment Steven Seagal is staring at my meat. “Yep,” he affirms. “This is happening.” What the— “Dude, if you don’t stop staring at my goddamn wiener, I’m gonna aim it right at your face.” “Go ahead,” he replies. “See what happens.” As I point my wiener…
Kent Wayne 