What the sex-gunk is happening, all my fellow lazy meatbeaters who let the wet spot on your bed grow and crystallize from repeated sperm genocides directed into your stanky ass sheets, much to your horror these fallen trillions form into a ghoulish monstrosity that would make Zuul simultaneously shit, piss and vomit in sheer fucking fear, as they grow suckered tentacles that shrug off attacks from chainsaws and shotguns you find yourself wrapped in their unyielding coils and subjected to dark, soul-piercing laughter—

As a dude, I know washing your sheets is high on the pain scale, somewhere between cutting off a finger and getting shivved in the nuts, but you gotta do it, goddammit!  Say no to Cthulu-style behemoths!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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