Category: Echo

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the thick-dick is happening, all my fellow well-endowed thickies who’ve measured your penis obsessively as a kid (from the TOP and not the asshole, unlike some of you fucking cheaters!) and sighed in disappointment each morning when it failed to extend to the desired 20 inches but then jumped for joy when you realized…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Rather than focusing on letting it go, I find it’s more productive to focus on letting it flow.  It goes on its own. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Sigh. Man, it’s tough being young.  Like many college freshman, I’m broke, timid, and horny. SIGH. As I sit through class after class, jotting down notes about a bunch of long-winded dead dudes, I can’t help but wonder why everyone else seems so damn interested in anything besides cumming.  Please deliver me from Keynesian Economics…

  • Musings

    Musings

    I used to hoard “evidence,” making the case for this or that based on a jenga tower of past experience.  I grew increasingly frustrated as irony reared its ugly head—most of the time, my well-laid plans turned out far differently than I initially expected. So now, the evidence appears to indicate that plans are useful…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Echo, Volume 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!!!

    Echo, Volume 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!!!

    NerBippoGobbers!  Echo 1 gets a four star rating on Goodsreads!    🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the coffee-poop is happening, my fellow java enthusiasts who have enjoyed a nice cuppa joe, then suddenly gone pale as your asshole clenches like an anaconda’s death-grip, forcing you to whisper “Dear God no” before sprinting out of the room, plunking d0own on the toilet, and screaming to the point where a network of…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Did we come into being to suffer and toil?  To sacrifice and endure within a limited set of physical senses?  Outwardly, that seems to be the case. But inwardly, it seems that mystics and luminaries say we needn’t be bound by drudgery and pain, and that in point of fact, we never actually were.  If…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the dick-gobble is going on, my fellow oral enthusiasts who enjoy either giving or receiving some enthusiastic head that sounds like mac-n-cheese noises on steroids or the GLK-GLK-GLK of an eager frat boy shotgunning beer as fast as he— Hey, hey HEY!  How about some foreplay, motherfucker?  Eat a little taint before you beat…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Almost every philosophy/religion I’ve seen implies that life is full of pain and suffering, and that we have to toil and agonize in order to achieve an abiding peace. But what if that isn’t true?  What if the pain/suffering is merely a mechanism that cements our understanding of what is personally pleasing on this unexplainable,…