What the coffee-poop is happening, my fellow java enthusiasts who have enjoyed a nice cuppa joe, then suddenly gone pale as your asshole clenches like an anaconda’s death-grip, forcing you to whisper “Dear God no” before sprinting out of the room, plunking d0own on the toilet, and screaming to the point where a network of veins sprouts across your forehead and pulses with the beat of your runaway hear—
Holy fucking SHIT! Limit your intake to two or three cups a day, you goddamn addicts! Save your guts from an uncontrollable outflow of Unspeakable Evil!
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