Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-sicle is happening, all you Gross Beings who lay around all day and entertain yourself by blasting jism onto the exact same spot on the edge of your bed which causes a constantly renewing drip of hardening spooge to form and crystallize into a powerful weapon which you can then use to pick…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
GerYobberTops! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“REMOVE THE BAG.” Someone yanks the bag off my head, blitzing me with a wash of overhead glare. I squint and blink, trying to bring the world into sharper focus. It resolves from a fuzzy white blob into a chain of silhouettes—I’m surrounded by masked, blond-bobbed women. “Who are you?” I croak. “Why are you…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkerJobberYibbers! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GlerBorgenYobben McThoobenGoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the jerk-fatigue is going on, all you bored-as-hell meatbeaters who are pummeling your milkman for the fifth time in a single day, and you’re almost about to blow but you’ve lost a ton of sensitivity so now you’re sweating bullets because you refuse to give up but the only thing you can think of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-hair is happening, my fellow old fogeys who never before had to worry about grooming your anoos but now all kinds of strange folk want to stick their tongue and fingers in and holy shit you’ve got a date but you forgot to shave GAME OVER MAN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO— Whoa,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Farewell, Kent Wayne!” Grammar Nazi Prime, my long-time nemesis, cackles over the airplane speaker system. “Remember—it isn’t the fall that kills you…it’s the sudden stop!” His goons grab hold and shove me out the door. I scream like a beeyotch as I plummet into the howling wind. My wiener pokes out from my waistband, looking…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorThoobenYobble PerShnickerTinkle, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
SnorBiggleThorpes! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
Kent Wayne 