Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the barbarian shit is happening, all you rough-edged adventurers who birth a poop-loaf in the great outdoors, wipe your ass with something less than ideal, then revel in a flood of wilderness-derived strength which inspires you to cast off the meaningless constructs of civilization and science and break into a sprint on all four…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You’re not a full-time member of the Justice League,” Batman warns me, “so keep it in your pants.” He looks over at Superman. “Why did we induct him again? His prehensile cock is absolutely useless.” “Come on, Bruce—anyone can step up and become a hero. You know that better than anyone. Recently, we’ve faced a…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the universal consciousness is happening, all you folks who are all about the peace-love-light-all-is-one crap and use your mastery over the subjective-objective to surf the tides of infinite possibility only to mistakenly incarnate as a fresh dildo, now destined to be repeatedly plunged into filthy, unkempt holes that would make Cthulu cringe like a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bill Gates flicks the revolver and spins the wheel. He snaps it shut, points it at his dick, and pulls the trigger. CLICK. “Ha ha! Me next!” Elon snatches the gun and does the same. I can’t help but flinch as the hammer jumps forward. CLICK. “Go ahead, Kent.” Bezos looks up from his five-card…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Bezos-rage is happening, all you cesspools of spite that have spent decades failing to get so much as a handjob, then made a deal with the Dark Lord Anoktian so you could start a megalith company, get yoked on steroids, and reprocess your enemies into human bacon, after which you begin spackling the…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I have no idea how I crossed the interdimensional bleed (probably had something to do with that gigantimous dose of magic mushrooms), but come hell or high water, I’m gonna use this opportunity to make some money. My payment for MyFriendsHotMom dot com is several months late, and despite the site’s graciousness in maintaining my…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the astral-gasm is happening, all you frantic fuckers who are slamming away with everything you got, before your body becomes one giant sensitive genital and your soul get sucked straight through your nethers, the blood vessels burst in one of your eyes, the other rolls back into your skull—”HKK-HKK-GUUUUHHH!”—as your consciousness jets out the…
Kent Wayne 