What the astral-gasm is happening, all you frantic fuckers who are slamming away with everything you got, before your body becomes one giant sensitive genital and your soul get sucked straight through your nethers, the blood vessels burst in one of your eyes, the other rolls back into your skull—”HKK-HKK-GUUUUHHH!”—as your consciousness jets out the top of your crown chakra into the acausal depths of the subjective-objective, revealing your entire existence to be the mad fever dream of an imaginary idea that thought it was real, but was actually just a fractalized illusion of a figment of a notion—
Goddamn bruh, take it easy on the edibles! And for fuck’s sake, keep the fingers and tongues clear of your bung—you might gasm so hard that you end up trapped in the Upside Down or the motherfucking Shadow Realm!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
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Thanks for the reblog!!
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My pleasure! Enjoy your weekend! xx Michael
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As long as you end up in the shadow realm with your plus one and your military standards set then i cannot see a problem, its when you are mastering yourself it becomes an issue!
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You want to slurp me in the shadow realm? Is that what you’re telling me? 🤣
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Hahaha! Now There’s an interesting way of advertising a book that I don’t have the nerve to do. You sound like, if Edgar Allan Poe got gang raped by 2 Live Crew and Trick Daddy in a bubbling hot tub full of acid laced Robitussin.
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Best compliment I ever received! 😁 Thank you!
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I will reblog, your adds are always great.
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Thank you!
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I already said thanks, but thanks for this reblog!
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i have no escape from you ads, at least they put a curve ball in the shadow realm i know for a fact i would get the tlc i need! even if it was a bit rough and explicit! lol You need a bung in you teen anxst psyche at least there were not thousands of red haired mini folk!
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My ads are part of what make me loveable! 🤣
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your psyche and being a valuable commodity to others is what they are drawn by! i always had a thing for naughty angels, we work hard to enjoy the things that others would fail to achieve for self- preservation! i need a big family! just for my base needs let alone her recovery!
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I’m the naughtiest of angels! 🤣
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As am i …..but we are all made for a reason just i was mis-used in all the best ways to get the highest seats on all sides everywhere! And then it down when they began to work to annoy them! watch them explode like atom bombs in their own body! lol
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