Give my books a read and a review!

What the astral-gasm is happening, all you frantic fuckers who are slamming away with everything you got, before your body becomes one giant sensitive genital and your soul get sucked straight through your nethers, the blood vessels burst in one of your eyes, the other rolls back into your skull—”HKK-HKK-GUUUUHHH!”—as your consciousness jets out the top of your crown chakra into the acausal depths of the subjective-objective, revealing your entire existence to be the mad fever dream of an imaginary idea that thought it was real, but was actually just a fractalized illusion of a figment of a notion—

Goddamn bruh, take it easy on the edibles!  And for fuck’s sake, keep the fingers and tongues clear of your bung—you might gasm so hard that you end up trapped in the Upside Down or the motherfucking Shadow Realm!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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16 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Hahaha! Now There’s an interesting way of advertising a book that I don’t have the nerve to do. You sound like, if Edgar Allan Poe got gang raped by 2 Live Crew and Trick Daddy in a bubbling hot tub full of acid laced Robitussin.

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  2. i have no escape from you ads, at least they put a curve ball in the shadow realm i know for a fact i would get the tlc i need! even if it was a bit rough and explicit! lol You need a bung in you teen anxst psyche at least there were not thousands of red haired mini folk!

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