Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the glory-trap is happening, all you kink-expressing folk who decide to roleplay a random sex hole in the middle of nowhere, but unbeknownst to you your beloved partner has been choked out, dragged into a closet, then replaced by your vengeful ex, so instead of a warm orifice closing around your wiener, they throw…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“All right, Scorponok, time for you to settle in.” I place my newly brought parrot in his expansive cage and double-check on his food and water. “Fuck you!” he screams. “Fuck you with a rusty coat hanger!” “Um…okay.” I rub the back of my neck. “That’s not polite. Think we’ll give it a few weeks…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the work-jerk is happening, all you cubicle-ized cockslingers who are on the verge of a spreadsheet meltdown, so in an effort to maintain sanity you start punishing your peen in the handicapped stall (jerking it in the regular one makes you feel like a goddamn lion in a small-ass cage), funneling your office-hate into…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Before zombie apocalypse, I known as Kent Wayne. I write many words, have fun as author. I service many ladies as big-wiener Man Whore. I eat Cheeto and Dorito, and live happy life. Now all gone. Shuffle around in zombified haze. No talk good. Mostly say: “Ruhhh….” Here come Martha Stewart. Best client from Man…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickbraid is happening, all you unsuspecting folk who have fallen asleep at a party, only to wake up to some douche-bro’s dick resting on your face, now you’re consumed by the burning rage of a thousand suns, it inspires you to yank off your pants, entangle his head in your dreadlocked pubes, cry,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Mark Zuckerberg???” I bolt up in bed. “What are YOU doing here?” “I’m an alien hybrid,” he replies. “Can’t you tell by my weird face and mechanical demeanor? Get ready to be abducted, you low-down Man Whore.” “No! NO!” I claw at my bed, trying to grab a post, but he freezes my body with…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the howler monkey-style is happening, all you high-level fuckers who’ve taken a cue from the king of all copulators and decided to hit it from the back while you’re hunkered over and standing in a half-squat, but as you’re pumping away your haunted monkey stuffy comes to life and starts taunting you with a…
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