Kent Wayne

Man Child Monday

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So I run up to this pretty soccer mom, dressed exactly like this, and I’m like “Is the gym that way, or—HNNNNGHHH—THAT way?” Needless to say, I didn’t get her number.

…I know:  I should be writing.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

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8 responses to “Man Child Monday”

  1. Eva O'Reilly Avatar
    Eva O’Reilly

    Next time she meets her girlfriends she’ll tell the story and finish with, ‘And that’s the most action I’ve had in weeks!’ 😄😄😄

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Hahaha! Maybe I’ll thrown on some heart-spotted undies and give it another go! 😀

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      1. Eva O'Reilly Avatar
        Eva O’Reilly

        It is almost Valentine’s Day 🤪

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        XD

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  2. susantrombleyblog Avatar
    susantrombleyblog

    Lol, so who bailed you out of jail? 😉

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I hypnotized the guards with a strip tease and busted out with my monkey sidekick, mwahahaha!

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  3. logangrey20 Avatar
    logangrey20

    She had no sense of humor and therefore didn’t deserve you!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Hahaha! Thank You dear! 😘

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