I was on a date going in for the kiss and like the true Man Child I am…I farted. Now I must pay.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy
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*Gasps* The dishonour!! Lol! Who knows, if you bagged that second date you might be able to redeem yourself lol! :-))
Oh my poor dear Man Child. To lose romance in the stench of humanity. The price of the high fiber diet which produces such incredible muscle tone in that delicious form is to be wafted away in the glamour of thou. However, I do wonder…is this perhaps why you remain masked?
Jumar, you captured those arms beautifully. :o)
Or do you wear the mask because when you’re not farting on girls you’re hoping around on rooftops keeping your city safe from criminal activity?
“Going in for the kiss”? Smooooth. 🙂 That mask probably would have gotten in the way anyhow.
Kent Wayne 
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