Kent Wayne

Man Child Mondays #26

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DirtySciFiBuddha
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I am sad to inform you that my short apprenticeship under Batman has rendered me unfit for crimefighting.  All was going well until I used one of his Bat-socks.  I had no idea that he used them to catch his man-goo.  His super cunning and unbelievably deadly Bat-sperm revived themselves from a suspended state of crusty hibernation, crawled into my butt, and spawned in my belly.  As a result, I am now expecting Bruce Wayne’s octuplets, and can no longer sustain the physique of an elite level crimefighter.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

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12 responses to “Man Child Mondays #26”

  1. stupidbadstories Avatar
    stupidbadstories

    What, in the heck… Lol!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Haha! I’d rather not do selfies, and I like to stay anonymous; these are a way for readers to get a glimpse of me and hopefully get a laugh.

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      1. stupidbadstories Avatar
        stupidbadstories

        I think I got more than a glimpse 😛

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Hahaha! 😀

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  2. elvagreen123 Avatar
    elvagreen123

    Do you know that according to your blog you have over 15,000 followers? Including me. I don’t get it. I think fart jokes are silly. And “crusty hibernation” in #26 sounds nasty. But I like the Doo bee doo bee doooo in #16. And I usually laugh. and Yes, you should be writing, like this story about your belly.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Cool beans! Sorry if I get a little too man child like sometimes! 😀

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  3. Kris Avatar
    Kris

    The first time I heard of using a sock, I cringed. I’m sure they wash well, but ewwwww!
    You know, honey, if you stand up straight and suck in that belly, it would be much less surprising. You might want to lay off some of those lovely writing snacks, but it is only a suggestion, as I’d probably send you cookies instead.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Hahaha! Believe it or not, this one was taken on the same day as the ones where I’m ripped. Jumar’s a trained photographer so knows how to use lighting to give me a dad bod.

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      1. Kris Avatar
        Kris

        I love your photographer! Jumar does such good work. But, he’s got a good subject…

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Thank You Sweetie! Although I wouldn’t call myself a “good subject” so much as an overimaginative ape-child posing as a man, LOL!

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      3. Kris Avatar
        Kris

        Piffle.

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      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        XD

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