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In five days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the quivering lump of jello you’ve brought to unholy life through a sex magick ritual involving anuses and egg yolks, the one…

In six days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family…jeezamongofacefreaks—tell the secret booger-beings you’ve painted on the wall when you thought no one was looking, the ones you tearfully swear allegiance to every…

“Kent Wayne, reporting for Hell.” The Demogorgon behind the cinder-and-ash desk scribbles something down in his human-hide notebook, then shoves a moldy burlap sack into my arms. “After you clean these severed dicks off with the flat of your tongue, head over to room 378.” “What’s in room 37—” “A un-dissolvable cloud of Rush Limbaugh’s…

In six days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family…hell, tell that half-sentient, giant robot you keep in your backyard, the one you keep flirting with and then viciously slapping while accusing it…

In seven days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family…jeez louise on a murder-boner’s pube-fleas—go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the…

“What do you see, Stinky?” “Silence, seven-year-old Kent.”  Stinky (real name Ralph Johnson) peers into one of Lincoln Elementary’s well-used toilets.  “Reading poop coils is a lost art, reaching further back in time than the Eleusinian Mysteries.  Never rush an oracle.” I roll my eyes.  “An oracle?  Dude, you started doing this just last week…