Tag: yay!
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In 5 days, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
In 5 days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Quit greasing up your Batman-gauntleted fist, and turn away from those holographic schematics that detail how you’ll pull off an Oceans Eleven-style operation which ends up with your arm jammed…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Mrrghhh…time for me to wake up and—what the jeebus??? As I try to get out of bed, I realize I’m bound to my futon by a quartet of restraints. I strain mightily against the ropy bonds, but to no avail. I’m stretched out like I’m about to be drawn and quartered. Who would do this? …
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In 5 days, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
In 5 days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Turn away from Steven Seagal’s siren’s call as he lures you into his vaseline-n’-fruit-loops swimming pool by singing a breathy “Happy Birthday” to you while clad in nothing but a…
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In 6 days, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
In 6 days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Quit fiddling with that giant, mechanized zombo-bot you’ve been building for the last decade in your underground fortress, and go tell your friends and family! The fiery wrath you’ve sworn…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A CORRESPONDENCE FROM TWO MONTHS AGO: DEAR ABBY: I laugh at your ill-conceived attempts to drag the 1950s paradigm of a village wise person into the twenty-first century. Humanity is undergoing a collective renaissance, one in which we need not defer to your velvet-cloaked gauntlet. We will find our own way; interconnectivity will keep expanding,…
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In 6 days, Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
In 6 days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Stop using your fantastically developed anal muscles to play peekaboo with that damn turtlehead, pinch it off, and let everyone know! Woohoo! I’ll be posting a variant of this message…
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
Holy penile scoleosis! (Just kidding—I know wieners don’t have bones) Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Beat the hell out of that creepy mustachioed fella making circuits around the neighborhood in his weird-smelling ice cream truck, and use the…
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Man Child Monday
As a result of the long, solitary hours spent plinking away at the keyboard, every writer needs an imaginary friend to assure them of their inevitable fame, fortune, and thick, luscious, genitals. Here’s mine: Elf Guy! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Echo 1 will be FREE on Kindle from 5/8-5/12, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15!
What the hooziferous rex! Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Run through the streets in yer favorite thongs, trumpeting it out for the world to hear! Woohoo! I’ll be posting a variant of this message in the morning and…
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Echo & Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4: Chapter 20, fifth pass Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Get away from me, final…
Kent Wayne 