Holy penile scoleosis! (Just kidding—I know wieners don’t have bones) Echo 1 will be FREE from 5/8-5/12! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 from 5/8-5/15! Beat the hell out of that creepy mustachioed fella making circuits around the neighborhood in his weird-smelling ice cream truck, and use the truck’s speakers to let everyone know! Woohoo!
I’ll be posting a variant of this message in the morning and afternoon until 5/15, when the sale is over. Apologies if it gets repetitive.
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜
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