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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the wet toilet paper roll is happening, all you fellow cursers of fate who’ve gone to take a dook, given the TP a cursory glance and made sure it was loaded, then realized some nefarious genius has boobytrapped it with an unmentionable bodily fluid, and that you’re now trapped in a diabolical iteration of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
This is it; my freedom rests on my closing argument. I’ve gained no traction with the jurors through this hellish proceeding, and now I’m using every oratory trick in the book to try and convince these courtroom fascists that I should go free. You guessed it; I’m on trial for not hewing to the standards…
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Echo Volume 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!
Skerdiferous rex! Klorrie throws Echo 1 fours stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Klorrie! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’m starting…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the Orc poop is going on, all you fine peoples who would publicly scoff in disgust if you were in the theater watching an epic fantasy movie that depicted Elves and dragons and wizards pooping and peeing (doing all the things you KNOW they do cos otherwise they wouldn’t have butts and wieners), after…
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Man Child Monday
I lost a bet. After this photo was taken I had to eat a bag of dog biscuits, sniff an old pair of nasty boxing gloves, and power a ham radio by galloping as fast as I could on all fours within a kinetic-to-electric giant hamster wheel, which would prod me with an agonizing shock…
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Echo Vol. 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!
Sker’BOOMIES! Kandy May Poff throws Echo four stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Kandy May!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’m…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and the Logical Idiots Podcast
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4, word count: 173,765. Chapter 10, sixth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: B’BAM! In…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Happy Birthday…” Tears spill down my cheeks as I do my best to sway seductively back and forth, clad in nothing but a skimpy tutu. Martha Stewart sits on her throne of polished femurs, tenting her fingers above her chest as I attempt to exectue my best imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s happy birthday serenade. “Madam…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
Skul’DOOBIES! Lighthouse Verner throws Echo FIVE FREAKIN’ STARS on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Lighthouse!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’m starting…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Oh yeah, SURE—Kent Wayne professes that his lady’s pleasure is his “top priority” in bed, but you wouldn’t think that for a motherfucking second if you knew how he’s treated me and my twin sister over these last thirty-something odd years. I’m Kent Wayne’s right hand. When we grew up with the monster you know…
Kent Wayne 