Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Orc poop is going on, all you fine peoples who would publicly scoff in disgust if you were in the theater watching an epic fantasy movie that depicted Elves and dragons and wizards pooping and peeing (doing all the things you KNOW they do cos otherwise they wouldn’t have butts and wieners), after which you would go home and secretly pay for them junks when it came out on Blu-ray or the inter-webs?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries bros and brahs—as gritty as Echo is, it doesn’t describe the fragrant turd that emerges from an Elf’s buttocks which is then peddled as a scented candle at your local Hallmark Store (that’s what scented candles are, if you didn’t already know); nah man—Echo’s all about dual-wielding cyborg super-soldiers, hairy-faced rowr-beasties, and psychic weaponry that goes by cool-ass names like the “Blaze Avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how Elendil-ass amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re snoozing in bed next to your lover, when suddenly you feel something prick the base of your skull.  You spin around and gaze with horror upon your soon-to-be-ex—they’ve doffed their humanity and revealed themselves to be a goddamn insectoid!  A gross, sectioned proboscis extends from the bottom of their face to the back of your dome, which you promptly rip out with a horrified scream.  As your mandibled ex clicks and hisses, raising spiny forepaws to rend the flesh from your bones, you whip the blanket over their head and unleash years of ass into the covers, causing the blanket’s wrinkles to stretch taut as it balloons with rank green gas.  Within this biological terror-dome, your ex cries out in piteous wails as their carapace melts off in gory streamlets, and you clench down harder, blasting them with every bit of cheeto dust and every drop of caprisun juice that’s been banging around in your guts since the days of yore, refusing to be digested due to sheer chemical resilience.  YES!  See, that incredible relief you’d feel at crippling your traitorous ex with the Breakup Fart to end all Breakup Farts is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a flatulence-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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