Tag: Scifi
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Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Word Count for Kor’Thank, Barbarian Valley Girl: 8054 Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to Melissa, Barbara, Ian, Lorna, [anonymous], Lisa, Meg, Matt, Bobby, F.T., Alice Smith, Leslie Coop, Richard, Shauna, Sydney, Pam, Jessica, Angela, Kiesa, Ross, Keith, Alice, Daina, Daniel, Yolanda, Trace, Books4me, Vince, Laurie, DAE, Jace, Matthew, and Siobhan for…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Ugh okay…just one more slice.” My trembling fingers close around another piece of NY pizza. I take a deep breath and bring it to my lips, exhaling in small, controlled shudders. Can I do it? Do I have the willpower? A sliver of pie passes my lips…then I bite down and moan. MmmmMMMMRROHGODDDD. Cheesy Goodness…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m driving through the sticks, when I pass a sign that reads: BUMFUCK. POPULATION: 84 Huh. Never knew “Bumfuck” was an actual city…always thought it was just a jokey reference that people used to— Dammit—red-and-blue lights are flashing in my rearview. I pull over, but as the cop car gets closer, I hear something that…
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Free Sample Fridays!
Free Sample Friday biznonychuses! BAM! Just threw up another chapter of Kor’Thank! Check out Kor’Thank, Barbarian Valley Girl here: Kor’Thank. Free samples of Echo here: Echo. Get yer read on!
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the horse-butt is going on, my fellow squatters who enjoy sticking out your boo-tay and receiving the pattapattaSLAP! This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! No horse-butts or pattapatta in Echo, just a plethora of two-gun justice, cyborg rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards materializing as living lightning! And…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Bitefighter—my loyal buddy and 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire—stands on his hind legs on the back of my chair, balancing a funnel which is currently inserted into my lips. “Roof?” I mumble around the funnel: “Pour it.” (It comes out sounding like “Fo ith.”) He tips a bottle of warm nacho cheese over the funnel. I…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
Hello my fellow sacks of plasm-and-bones who avidly entertain the notion of piloting pew-pew robots and harrying the not-so-benevolent plasm-sacks who would replace mountain dew with fine wines: this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! Alas, there’s no mountain dew in Echo, but in an effort to correct this…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I click on the teeb (Man Child speak for TV) and instead of my beloved Rick n’ Morty, a stern-faced newscaster appears on the screen. “Satellites are deviating from their orbits, clustering together, forming into some kind of phallic—” The screen blanks out, then displays a set of colored bars. I change the channel. Another…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the blue splash is going on, my fellow humans who have a smidgen of sense and avoid using porta-potties unless you’re crowning with an iron-willed turtlehead? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! Rest assured—there’s no talk of food-baby births in Echo; Echo is a 150 page setup…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Doo be doo be dooo…I’m at the office, wandering down to the basement to get some supplies from the storage locker. I look over my shoulder and see a gang of coworkers following me, avid grins fixed to their faces. Odd, but whatevs…I guess that too many powerpoints and passive-aggressive office politics will make you…
Kent Wayne 