Get yer copy of Echo!

What the horse-butt is going on, my fellow squatters who enjoy sticking out your boo-tay and receiving the pattapattaSLAP!  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  No horse-butts or pattapatta in Echo, just a plethora of two-gun justice, cyborg rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards materializing as living lightning!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how crackpipe-n-Fritos amaze-balls positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in Vegas, watching some highroller shaking the dice, wowing the ladies, and wearing sunglasses indoors (I know—gross).  He’s infecting the place with gross, molesty Englebert Humperdink vibes, chortling and talking about his tiny-phallus muscle-car, when suddenly a meteor-surfing velociraptor blasts into the casino, shouldering a zero-point gauss-rifle that’s neurally linked to a holo-augmented combat-helmet!  It extends its talons towards you and gravely intones, “Take my hand and we will see wonders.”  You climb on the meteor, and blast off into other worlds and other dimensions, leaving those casino-bound fools to lament the trappings of their disgustingly commercial dominance hierarchy!  YES!  Who cares about lambos and Armani bullcrap when you’re SURFING THE FREAKIN’ COSMOS!  That rush of ecstasy you’d feel upon realizing you were delivered from TPS reports and sunglasses-inside Douche Lords is EXACTLY what indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a five-star favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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2 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo!

  1. When I read the above, for some reason I only saw the word “Humperdink and not the name that preceded it. I thought you’d made a “Princess Bride” reference and I was all ready to propose to you. I wish you the best of luck and many reviews!

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