Get yer copy of Echo!

What the blue splash is going on, my fellow humans who have a smidgen of sense and avoid using porta-potties unless you’re crowning with an iron-willed turtlehead?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Rest assured—there’s no talk of food-baby births in Echo; Echo is a 150 page setup with a bit of action, then a mad slew of pew pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards going buck nuts by using a psychic weapon that allows them to instantiate as living lightning (Blaze Avatar for the win!)  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bung-ticklingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re sledding down your favorite hill, exulting in the spray of powder and crystal and velocity, when suddenly, local bullies decide to take their insecurities out on you, chasing you down the hill in snowmobiles, hemming you in with slingshotted snowballs.  You veer to and fro with increasing desperation, when—FUCK!—three slushies hit your back head and hand, crusting your body with icy cold.  Suddenly, Legolas appears on the back of your sleigh, bow drawn, about to take out these insecure O’Doyle worshippers, but you scream:  “NON-LETHAL—NON-LETHAL, DAMMIT!”  His eyes narrow, and then they gleam with undeniable mischief.  He jams a double mouthful of asparagus into his mouth, closes his eyes and uses his Elven magic to digest it in less than a second, then whips out his piece.  Stinky asparagus-pee arcs through the air, guided by the keenest eye in all of Lothlorien.  The bullies let loose with panicked screams:  “IT BURNS!”  and:  “IT SMELLS—OH GOD DOES IT SMELL!!!”  In a matter of seconds, they spin out and collapse into a mess of sobbing bodies, crying for their mamas and some form of portable shower.  See, that pure blast of joy you’d feel at witnessing justice by urine is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a pine-scented favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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