Tag: Scifi

  • Get yer copy of Echo!

    Get yer copy of Echo!

    OooooohhhhHHHHHH WHAT THE FACE-HOLE IS HAPPENING, my fellow peoples who watched Avatar and giggled a little inside when Jake Sully inserted his neuro-linked phallus into Neytiri’s orifice but stopped thinking about it due to the romantic music and epic fight scenes?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    I spot a bunch of younger dolphins, all getting high as fuck off puffer fish secretions, and race into their midst, telepathically screaming:  [GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU, GODDAMNED DEGENERATES!  WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING HIGH ON THE PIFFY FISHY!!!] They scatter into the ocean, shrieking out laughter, telling me to go fuck…

  • Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

    Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

    Big Thank You goes out to Melanie09, who gave Echo 1 five stars on Amazon!  Thank You So Much Melanie09!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…

  • Get yer copy of Echo!

    Get yer copy of Echo!

    How the sex-face Mcnugget are alla you doing, my fellow people who remember that weird time in the eighties when it was considered the height of titillation to roll around in strawberries, fudge, and obscure gourmet foods before engaging in unchecked boffery?  (Not gonna lie—they had some pretty good saxophone music during some of those…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    (Don’t worry, this doesn’t wander too far in the direction of Gross) OH yeah buddy Mcbudderson!  Got about three hours to myself, a gallon bottle of hand lotion, a big ol’ thing of kleenex, and my browser split-tabbed to a bunch of milf clips! I rub my hands briskly together as I sit before my…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!!

    Papperskap mc’SCOOB!  Whoever those fine folk were that were bought Echo or read it on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2…

  • Get yer copy of Echo!

    Get yer copy of Echo!

    What the nut-butter is happening, all you non-gutter minded folk who most assuredly envisioned a comestible and not a bodily emission when you read the phrase “nut-butter?”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  I don’t mention butter in Echo, but rest assured, if I did then I would…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Bitefighter here—ten lb. Terrier Extraordinaire, 83rd level intellect, and the deadliest being within this backwater cluster of 54 galaxies known as the Local Group.  I’ve fought off Grays, Insectoids, and vampire CHUDs.  None of that, however, is as grueling as my day-to-day mission: Taking care of my pet human—the Man Whore and author known as…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Ker’BAMMERSLAMMERS!  I wake up and see that some super spiffy folks have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited!  Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo…

  • Get yer copy of Echo!

    Get yer copy of Echo!

    What the landing strip is going on, my fellow trimmers and groomers of the Hairy Necessaries?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Don’t worry—I never so much as mention how my hero configures the follicles surrounding his nethers (of COURSE he trims!  What are you—MAD?) but instead focus…