Get yer copy of Echo!

What the landing strip is going on, my fellow trimmers and groomers of the Hairy Necessaries?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Don’t worry—I never so much as mention how my hero configures the follicles surrounding his nethers (of COURSE he trims!  What are you—MAD?) but instead focus on the copious amounts of pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards that scamper across the surface of Echo!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how ape-poop amaze-o-face positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in stockades, being paraded through the streets as an example of a Bad Adult, being deluged by an unending barrage of Responsible Stuff like bills, to-do lists, and memos from work.  Each time one of these perfidious objects makes contact with your skin, you die a little inside, and your genitals become a little less taut, a little less shapely.  Suddenly, perennial Man Child and level five Ape-Man Kent Wayne comes diving out of the sky, hooting and gibbering fit to burst!  He whips out a pair of nunchuks and blatters the wooden beams holding you in place, shattering them into a mess of fragments, then yanks you into his jet-powered Radio Flyer red wagon, just like the one you had when you were a kid!  Thrusters activate and you take to the skies, where you fly over all the snarling Adulters and mock them with an exaggerated nerd-voice.  YES!  See that rush of unspeakable delight you’d feel at being rescued from a mob of unimaginative, small-souled Suburbo-bots is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a humongofied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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