Get yer copy of Echo!

How the sex-face Mcnugget are alla you doing, my fellow people who remember that weird time in the eighties when it was considered the height of titillation to roll around in strawberries, fudge, and obscure gourmet foods before engaging in unchecked boffery?  (Not gonna lie—they had some pretty good saxophone music during some of those scenes)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a good review for it, if you haven’t already!  🙂 )  Let t be known that you don’t have to worry about cheesy eighties love infecting my Echo books; there’s no sinuous, gaspy writhing accompanied by dorky phrases like, “Take me!”  No, Echo’s a pure octane ride of pew freakin’ pew (well the first book has a little and then it really kicks off in the second), hairy rowr-faced monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how proton-torpedo-in-the-exhaust-vent amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re sobbing inconsolably after recovering from your ex pantsing you in the mall, pouring honey on you, then rolling you into a vat of fire ants.  Your sorrow is compounded by the fact that cats have invaded your home and you can read their judgmental thoughts.  They’re ridiculing your physique, your intellect, AND your genitalia.  Suddenly, a team of caped, superpowered puppies crash through your window and kick the living SHIT out of these foul felines!  OH yeah!  In a matter of seconds, you’re drifting peacefully off, surrounded by legions of sleepy dogeys.  See, that unmatchably blissful rest you’d get after having a bunch of superpowered puppies comfort you through the trials and travails of a torturous ex and a bunch of asshole cats is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a fuzz-faced favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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