Get yer copy of Echo!

OooooohhhhHHHHHH WHAT THE FACE-HOLE IS HAPPENING, my fellow peoples who watched Avatar and giggled a little inside when Jake Sully inserted his neuro-linked phallus into Neytiri’s orifice but stopped thinking about it due to the romantic music and epic fight scenes?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—there’s no allusions to strange interspecies mating via consciousness transfer technology within the pages of Echo.  Nope!  Echo’s just straight up RAW DOG MAKING THE SEX ALL DAY ALL NIGHT NO LUBE NO KISSI—Just kidding, haha!  Nah, Echo isn’t about some fluid-rife biological process which society at large deems profoundly disturbing; no, Echo is about dual-wielding pew pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how brain-zappo amaze-face positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re a peaceful little colobus monkey, lazing around in the sun-drenched canopy, eating nabanos (that’s what I like to call bananas), leaves, and other good Noms, when suddenly, bloodthirsty chimps burst into your tree-fort hideout and start wreaking fucking havoc.  They’re tearing apart your buddies with the efficiency of some kind of jungle-borne Delta Force, when suddenly, the God of all Monkeys inhabits your body, and psionic armor sections over your tiny herbivore frame.  Light-woven gatling guns and blaze-enhanced scimitars sprout from your shoulders and wrists, and a little jetpack with a grinning skull painted on its center emerges from your back.  PKEW PKEW PKEW K’CHOOM!  You lay waste to these murderous heathens, giving them a motherfucking faceful of Small Monkey Justice.  Yeah!  Those goddamned chimps are scary as FUCK!  ’Bout time someone stood up to their sadistic asses!  See, that rush of pure joy you’d feel at flying around and being the equivalent of a Small Monkey Voltron is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a monkey magoo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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