Get yer copy of Echo!

What the nut-butter is happening, all you non-gutter minded folk who most assuredly envisioned a comestible and not a bodily emission when you read the phrase “nut-butter?”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  I don’t mention butter in Echo, but rest assured, if I did then I would respect the sensibilities of us Sensible, Civil Folk and write it as some kind of dairy or legume-derived product, not as some nefarious person-goo!  Oh and Echo’s filled with a brainful of pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards, so come and get you some if you’re not a boring robo-person!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how sphincter-tinglingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re trapped in an airplane, when suddenly, you hear gasping in the front and see scrambling bodies.  Is it a zombie outbreak like in World War Z?  No—it’s something far, far worse:  some damn fool moron’s eaten an extra cheesy ghost pepper burrito before they boarded, and now the gates of Hell are opening within their digestive system!  A green cloud of rank, miasmic gas creeps toward you, shriveling terrified people into mummified husks. Passengers claw and gasp, trying to unbuckle their seat belts with shaking fingers, but most of them die where they sit, their tissues dry and desiccated in a matter of seconds.  You’re in the back, so you have a little time, and as you hurry to unbuckle your belt, you mutter a single phrase over and over under your breath:  “Not like this—please God not like this!”  And then special ops ninja 94th degree Dim Mak ’mercan badass Chuck Norris busts into the plane and cuts the thrusters to his jetpack.  Ignoring the howling wind from the depressurized cabin, he whips out a pair of star-spangled nunchaku and executes a stunning array of chops, whirls, and figure-eights, and through the sheer force of his martial arts magic, manages to funnel the deadly cloud of fart away from faces and out through the window he just caved in.  Sweet Batman in Gotham!  Saved from inhaling an evil beyond imagining!  See, that rush of unmatchable bliss you’d feel at being saved by a ’mercan master of Rex Kwon Do is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) a 47.894th degree favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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