Tag: Scifi
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon.ca!
Big Thank You goes out to Jane Tims for throwing Echo 1 five stars on Amazon.ca! Thank You So Much Jane!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
How you all doing, my fellow humans who’re secretly concocting a magic ritual that will transform your genitals into divine emitters of fractalized radiance, so that you can do away with the Gross that comes from your peen or vajeen and instead discharge a blazing panoply of wonders that will surely make you the life…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
There are many hamsters, but I am one of a kind. The dim-witted ape-man you know as Kent Wayne does not possess a brain; instead, the inside of his skull is fitted with a magic hamster wheel, one that’s powered by my nubby little legs. I make sure that Kent is able to wash, feed,…
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Echo Vol.1 gets five stars on Amazon.ca!
Big thanks goes out to Tina, who threw Echo Vol.1 five stars on Amazon.ca! Thank You So Much Tina!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
What the sniff-yer-own-junk is happening, all my fellow peoples who’ve become increasingly certain that your own body odor is some miraculous conglomeration of Magic and Sparkles, then made the near-fatal mistake of trying to convince your lover that they should take a whiff? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
After I finish doing my bid’ness in the bathroom I assess my hands with a cursory sniff. All clean—no need to wash ’em. Same with the shower; I’ll just throw on an extra coat of Axe Body Spray. I lift up my arms and—fssshhhh!—douse both pits. Dum-de-dum-dum…don’t judge—bacteria is natural! I think of them as…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Sker’DIBBLES! Whoever y’all are that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! If you…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
What the techno-babble is happening, all my fellow intellectually diminutive scumbags who’ve used suffixes like “-ification” and “-tronic” in a pathetic attempt to try to look smarter and get some ass? (yeah, it hasn’t worked for me either). This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the…
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Echo 3 gets five stars on Amazon!
Berkooberfication! Thank you “Kindle Customer,” for throwing Echo 3 five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: …
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!
What the trash-splash is happening, all my fellow peeps who’ve inadvertently been hit by a dash of disgustingly aged tobbaco/oil/corn syrup/marinara sauce/egg yolk from a leaking garbage bag and subsequently dropped to your knees and screamed like Vader in the third shitty prequel? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of…
Kent Wayne 