Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

How you all doing, my fellow humans who’re secretly concocting a magic ritual that will transform your genitals into divine emitters of fractalized radiance, so that you can do away with the Gross that comes from your peen or vajeen and instead discharge a blazing panoply of wonders that will surely make you the life of every party you decide to attend?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease: neither Echo nor my podcast are about anime-worthy peen-vajeen laser blasts that we all so desperately wish we could have.  Echo’s all about cyber-ed up super-soldier dual-wielders, dark socioeconomic commentary, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how tickle-your-perineum amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in a high-speed clown-car, motoring around with your best dog-buddy in the whole wide world—Goofus Roofus.  Both your tongues are hanging out from your mouths, waving wildly in the rushing slipstream.  Suddenly, Adulting Academy’s black-helmeted enforcers come rocketing after you in a fleet of go-karts, afternoon sunlight reflecting menacingly off their storm trooper optics.  There’s no way in hell you’re going to outrace these sons of whores, but goddammit, you’re gonna do your—

Suddenly Goofus Roofus exclaims:  “ARF BARK MCARFOROWF!”  (Translation:  in another life, I was a Kryptonian secret agent!)

Then he back-flips out of the passenger seat, somersaulting like 50 times before he lands on the shoulders of one of the enforcers and breaks the asshole’s neck with a quick twist of his paws.  He noses the lifeless body out of the driver’s seat, then hand-over-hand spins the wheel, causing the little zoomer to spin out and crash into the bumper of the nearest kart.  The banged-up kart pinwheels away, slamming into its evil wingman, and this causes a chain reaction; every enemy go-kart explodes in a spectacular line of sequential fire.  Goofus grits his teeth and yanks on the eject lever.  As he comes flying out of his kart he’s backlit by flames—


—and lands back in the passenger-side seat of your clown car so he can give you a heart-warming doggy hug!  OH yeah!  See, that undeniable rush of exultation you’d feel at having your lovable mutt destroy the fuck out of some evil Adulters is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster a doggified favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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