Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the techno-babble is happening, all my fellow intellectually diminutive scumbags who’ve used suffixes like “-ification” and “-tronic” in a pathetic attempt to try to look smarter and get some ass?  (yeah, it hasn’t worked for me either).   This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about that wince-inducing nerd-talk that spews forth from horny keyboard-plinkers as they try to trick other humans into exposing their genitals for the express purpose of torrid love-making; no freaking way!  Echo’s all about an angry, cybernetically enhanced two-gun pistolero, rowr-faced beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how awesome-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve got a few hours to yourself and you’ve decided to enjoy a long, relaxing afternoon of masturbatory bliss.  But just as you’re about to bust, Gary Busey crashes through the door and grabs your wrist, looking you right in the eye as you climax all over your fingers.

“Ha HA!” he declares.  “Now we’re lovers!”

NOOOOOOO!!!!  You quickly kill him with a well-placed throat jab, then open a fresh jug of Elmer’s Glue and pour it down your throat.  In a matter of seconds, the delicious paste does its magic, destroying brain cells and erasing your memory of the horrendous event.  YES!  See, that exquisite wave of forgetfulness you’d experience, the one that would save you from contemplating the unspeakable prospect of the ugliest dude in the world being party to a sweet, love-making session with your trusted hand, is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) a giant-nutted favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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