Get yer copy of Echo and download you some 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!

What the sniff-yer-own-junk is happening, all my fellow peoples who’ve become increasingly certain that your own body odor is some miraculous conglomeration of Magic and Sparkles, then made the near-fatal mistake of trying to convince your lover that they should take a whiff?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Let me assure you: neither Echo nor my podcast detail the horrific stank we humans emanate, which for some reason becomes the height of olfactory delight when we’re comfortably ensconced in our own brand; no way bro-skenowfski!  Echo’s all about angry shooter-cyborgs, crazy robo-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how stank-free amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  your stomach’s gurbling and burbling; you feel like giant, bowling balls with arms are trying to punch their way out of your insides.  You race to the toilet and shut the door, gasping and heaving, thanking Odin’s Great Raven that you made it in time to give birth to your dook.  But wait—something’s wrong!  Your eyes tick back and forth as the seconds pass.  You’ve claimed the throne, but nothing’s coming out!  You can’t go back to your goddamned cubicle without lightening the load!  Jesus, right now it feels like you’re pregnant with Shaquille O’Neal’s giant-ass baby!  If you don’t relieve yourself of this evil, then—


A leprechaun falls from the ceiling and drop-kicks you right in the stomach, prompting a flood of Gross to eject from your B-hole.  At the same time your eyes roll back in unspeakable ecstasy, and your right leg straightens and begins shaking uncontrollably.  YES!  See that rush of joy that would course through your body-mind-soul because some random little dude helped you expel The Eternal Dark from your spasming poop chute is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a just-made-it-in-time-for-a-monster-dook favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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