Tag: reading
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
They must have worked out the bugs with neuralink, because mine’s all right. If I bump my head against the wall, the jack will make a weird click, but otherwise, there’s no pain and no discomfort. At this point, I’ve had it for six and a half months. I barely notice unless— “NYAAARGGH!” I clutch…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sexedelic is happening, all you adventurous folk who’ve ingested some quality substances and are in the middle of getting lucky with a random hottie, then the drugs kick in and as you stare into the depths of their spread-open butthole, it begins morphing into a Heath Ledger Joker with giant spider legs, you…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
From a distance, you might think they were cowboys on the trail, but these four figures had no cattle. Their fire cut a spark against the night-darkened mesas, the glow from the stars was distant and cold. If you were to behold their faces up close, you would see three of them were wrought with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-bump is happening, all you caveman meat-slingers who’re soaping happily away in the shower, singing horrifically along to your favorite nineties soft rock, when suddenly you notice an out-of-place bump on your otherwise pristine wiener, the world hazes, you begin hyperventilating, you make a dozen unintelligible calls to some Googlable doctors screaming, “For…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
[Goddamn, Kent Wayne!] my fellow alien Zorbot telepathically projects. [How do you like this new incarnation? Being a Gray fucking rocks!] As we scream across Florida into southeast Georgia, I can’t help but whoop in delight: [EHHHHHHH-HOOOOOO!!! This is awesome, man! But maybe we should table the small talk, huh? It’s hard to chat while…
Kent Wayne 