Tag: reading

  • Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon and his intrepid companions fight like hell through an Iguar ambush, then enjoy a rare moment of relative calm!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…

  • Musings

    Musings

    When I have done all that I can and I’m waiting for improvement, I try to reside in a positive daydream or—if that feels forced/false—stop caring altogether. Either one is better than worrying—that just makes the journey miserable. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    GerShloobenThobber YerDibbenShibble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon and his intrepid companions fight like hell through an Iguar ambush, then enjoy a rare moment of relative calm!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the hypno-whore is happening, all you steadfast relationshippers who clench your fists and grind your teeth when your sworn heart-mate becomes entranced by those evil, mesmeric trollops on Instagram with their perfect lighting and always tensed abs and immaculately outlined genitals— Whoa whoa WHOA!  Keep them in perspective–they’re a bunch of selfie-folk, striving to…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Mistakes function as clarification, not burdensome anchors we need to drag around. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus …

  • Kor’Thank:  A High School Absurdical

    Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

    “Goddamn TIE fighters!” Luke rages.  “Gonna shit in their cockpits and max out the heat on their goddamn air conditioners!  Bake that funk in!” “Whoa, easy there Red 5.  No need to swear.”  I exchange looks with my fellow pilots through our multi-channel video-link.  “Uh, is something wrong?  I mean, you’re not usually this…” “Fucking…

  • Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon and his intrepid companions fight like hell through an Iguar ambush, then enjoy a rare moment of relative calm!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the cum-sicle is happening, all you Gross Beings who lay around all day and entertain yourself by blasting jism onto the exact same spot on the edge of your bed which causes a constantly renewing drip of hardening spooge to form and crystallize into a powerful weapon which you can then use to pick…

  • Musings

    Musings

    When I was a kid, I enjoyed being lazy and hated being productive.  As I grew older, I enjoyed being productive and hated being lazy. Now, I realize whether I’m lazy or productive, the important thing is to enjoy it.  A natural balance arises without effort, toeing the line between burnout and stagnation. Get Kor’Thank…