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Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
SkerJooberYoobs! Echo 1 gets a five-star on Amazon! Big Thank You to all who have bought and/or reviewed my books!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol.…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the anus-magic is happening, all you weak-minded fools who’re extracting the beads one by one, but then that dog-like reflex to pull instead of dig grabs a hold of you and you start going hand over hand, faster and faster, and you think this is really neat it’s like the endless handkerchief magicians use…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! The last Wayfarer and a half-Elven princess! Elerica City and fire-breathing wyverns! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Next!” The guy in front of me shuffles away, sobbing quietly while clutching a “Welcome to Hell” booklet. Satan looks up from his desk and gives me a disinterested once-over. “Kent Wayne, right?” He licks his thumb, then pages through a sheaf of papers. “Let’s see…” “This is a mistake!” I wail. “How the fuck…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the beast-hole is going on, all you sexual adventurers who’ve decided to enter into this dark, new-fangled universe of licking your partner’s butt, but now you’re staring right into its depths questioning your life choices and goddammit they fucked up shaving, left a few scraggles so you say hold on a sec, grab a…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Sytishi Whisper Folk! Giant dog-warriors known as Wolven! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I point my laser pointer at the various wieners I’ve drawn onto the Powerpoint slide. “So as you can see, according to my doodles, length is no longer the decisive factor in penile preference. Girth and color play a part as well. While being fucked in half is by no means pleasurable, folks enjoy a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Berserker Oral is happening, all you spread-legged deviants who’re getting lapped and sucked with seizure-inducing speed, holy fuck your left leg is twitching like a flea-bitten dog whose getting scratched on The Spot, your face is all scrunched, your lips are all puckered, cheeks are super red, loss of bodily functions soon to…
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