What the beast-hole is going on, all you sexual adventurers who’ve decided to enter into this dark, new-fangled universe of licking your partner’s butt, but now you’re staring right into its depths questioning your life choices and goddammit they fucked up shaving, left a few scraggles so you say hold on a sec, grab a magic marker, then draw an evil hairy spider with their anus as the torso, cap it off with a bunch of glaring red eyes to which they scream WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING—
Hey hey HEY! Just because your partner isn’t good with a razor, that does NOT mean you can draw an arachnid on their butthole! Save that shit for passed-out frat-bros!
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I defo would read about arachnid buttholes. ;p
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Maybe for my next book. 😅
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for the reblog!
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You’re welcome! Enjoy your weekend! xx Michael
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The true meaning of a barking 🕷 🤭
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I’m training it to bark like DMX. Pretty soon it’ll also be able to rap “X Gon’ Give it to Ya.” 🤣
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