Tag: kindle
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-clench is happening, all you poop-filled folks who are running for the bathroom like a guy who’s got the ball and he’s down to mere seconds in a Superbowl tie, then your boss’s boss’s boss’s boss accosts you in the hallway and starts yakking your ear off about how good you’ve been doing…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m breaking up with you.” “What?” I stop plinking away at my latest story. “Why?” “My jaw is sore 24/7!” Ariel shouts. “In case you haven’t noticed, mermaids DON’T HAVE A VAJ! You’re the only merman with a goddamn wiener, and it just so happens that it’s FUCKING GINORMOUS! Oral’s fun, but my tongue and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the broken upcurve is happening, all you spoiled fuck-beasts who’ve relied on your angled wiener to score gasm after gasm, but now it’s straightened and you gotta work the clit like everybody else; you have to Google your ass off and squint at anatomy drawings like they were goddamn star charts from days of…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Yule-fuck is happening, all you rabid sex-beasts who are banging away while festooned with ball-gags, jingle-caps, and candy canes stuck in every orifice hither and thither, when suddenly Santa comes down the chimney and sees you shlorping away in a lube-stuffed hole, he covers his face as tears of blood streak down from…
Kent Wayne 