Tag: kindle
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF KENT WAYNE’S BRAIN… “Sup, Temporal Lobe? Everything good? Cerebellum? Occipital? Parietal?” “I’m fine Frontal Lobe—thanks for asking.” “All good on my end.” “Doing A-OK.” “All right. Whew.” I take a breath and relax. “It’s just that—” “We know, we know,” Precentral Gyrus says irritably. “The Prophecy. You’ve been moaning about…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
BerGubbaTop NerYoobenFuss! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-hair is happening, my fellow old fogeys who never before had to worry about grooming your anoos but now all kinds of strange folk want to stick their tongue and fingers in and holy shit you’ve got a date but you forgot to shave GAME OVER MAN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO— Whoa,…
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Musings
Personally speaking, when I have fun getting lost on the way to what I want, I shorten the journey by leaps and bounds. What I thought would take decades took less than a year. The most important thing was having fun along the way. Fun is the reason I embarked on the journey, because I…
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his intrepid companions make their way out of an Elerican castle back onto the Iguar-filled streets! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Farewell, Kent Wayne!” Grammar Nazi Prime, my long-time nemesis, cackles over the airplane speaker system. “Remember—it isn’t the fall that kills you…it’s the sudden stop!” His goons grab hold and shove me out the door. I scream like a beeyotch as I plummet into the howling wind. My wiener pokes out from my waistband, looking…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
BerGubbaTop NerYoobenFuss! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo…
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Musings
If happiness is unconditional (which I believe it is, mostly from personal experiences where I’ve been happy in “miserable” conditions and also where I’ve been miserable in “happy” conditions) then you never need to explain it, justify it, or argue for why you are happy. There is no condition you need to defend it from.…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorThoobenYobble PerShnickerTinkle, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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