Tag: kindle
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Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Slowly but surely, the “normal world” begins falling apart for Jon, eclipsed by crazy visions of a high fantasy realm! Here’s the link: Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the squeaker-fart is happening, all my fellow transgressors who’ve been called to do a presentation while your butthole is lurching and trembling, but you think you’ve got it under control, just gonna let go with a silent hisser and then it turns into an unmistakable cheek-clapper—pa-POP!—now you’re sweating bullets, talking louder and faster, hoping…
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Musings
Throughout my life, I’ve employed the traditional model of finding happiness: by working incredibly hard to line up a series of conditions that met my expectations so I could triumphantly declare progress/victory/whatever. But those blips of happiness were few and far between, requiring tons of work and always haunted by pervasive uncertainty. Nowadays, I gravitate…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerBungerMung! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
GorYubbenYobs! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
It’s that time of day. Put down the comics, jerk my wiener, get ready for bed. Zzzz… ZZZZZZZZZ…. SEVERAL HOURS LATER Ow—FUCK that hurts! What the— I yank off my undies. My balls are wrestling with my girthy womb-hammer, enveloping its head in their wrinkly folds. “Help me Kent!” my wiener screams into my…
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Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Slowly but surely, the “normal world” begins falling apart for Jon, eclipsed by crazy visions of a high fantasy realm! Here’s the link: Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Musings
Whenever I’m in a frustratingly long cycle of disappointment and inconvenience, the answer to all my woes rarely presents itself. Usually, all I can see is a faint possibility of change for the better, or something I should maybe follow up on. But when I explore the possibility, when I follow up on that something,…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
GorYubbenYobs! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the birth-horror is happening, all you fathers who’ve struggled to resist peeing yourself as you wait by the bedside and witness your child coming out of your spouse like an alien chest-burster that ravages the precious vajeen you’ve cherished and cavorted with, but now you gotta force a smile and mutter something-something-something about the…
