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Give my books a read and a review!
What the flipside-blumpkin is happening, all my fellow men-folk who have suddenly realized that blumpkins work both ways, and now you’re kneeling before your toilet-seated partner, lips trembling as a single tear runs down your cheek and you die a little more inside with each passing second, but your partner has no mercy; they express…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Sytishi Whisper Folk! Giant dog-warriors known as Wolven! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Oh hey,” I exclaim. “Ruthless billionaire Jeff Bezos! Bezos steps up to the urinal next to me. “Zany author and award-winning Man Whore Kent Wayne! How you doing, my guy?” “Not bad! I switched over to fantasy—now I’m writing about D&D pirates, only instead of cannons they have these gigantic stone pillars that are basically…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the confusion-porn is happening, all you baffled-as-fuck horndogs who can’t watch a fuck-video without stumbling across sex with people stuck in fences or dryers or some variation of incestual boffing (I blame YOU George R.R. Martin; this shit wasn’t popular before the goddamn Lannisters!) and now you can’t go to jiu-jitsu without wondering is…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! A Wolven king, Elerican Witches, and a dimension-hopping wizard named Alijyar SyCajister! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Have you some of these,” Yoda giggles, holding out a handful of mushrooms. “They beat the dogshit out of Force-clairvoyance.” “What happened to your sentence structure?” I ask, maowing down the shrooms. “Don’t you usually talk…you know, backwards?” He waves a dismissive hand. “I only do that to sound more eccentric. Adds some flavor, you…
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Thank You For Participating in the Giveaway!!!
If you grabbed yourself a copy of Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl during the five day giveaway, then Thank You Muchly!! Definitely the zaniest of my books! I hope you enjoy it, and please leave a positive review once you’re finished! Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
Kent Wayne 