Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ghost-jerk is going on, all you compulsory quarantine jackers who’ve spawned an unholy load of such forceful proportions that it shoots over your shoulder (true story—happened to me when I was a cum-filled teen) and disappears like a whisper in the night, sending you into a panicked frenzy ‘cos you know some random…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Now that the CIA has made it known that astral projection is real and the universe we live in is an energy hologram (https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf), it’s time to get to fucking work. I sit down in my chair, bite down on my mouthpiece (it makes me look extra cool, like Neo before he jacks into a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-curl is going on, all you sexual warriors who’ve plundered a hole and blasted your lover into orgasmic orbit with a well-timed “come hither” gesture that leads to a new set of linens and a fresh coat of paint on your bedroom walls because they’ve been irreparably stained in gooshy bodily flui— ICK-YUCK-NASTY! …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Here we go: Lockdown #2. I’m bored as hell, dammit. Hmm, look at all these youngsters writing articles on the interwebs, espousing the joys of anal pleasure. Not really my thing, but… What the hell. The next few minutes are some of the most undignified moments in my entire life—I try to jerk it while…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-smudge is going on, my fellow penis-slingers who at first fear sleeping naked because you might leave a snail trail (hopefully clear and not green, yellow, or some other oozy color) across your linens but then realize it’s great for moistening your drunk friends’ faces, your roommate’s doorknob, or the glistening rim of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
In another life, in a parallel dimension, I have eschewed my Man Whore body and writerly mind, incarnating instead as a goofy-ass Labrador. On Dog World, the inhabitants aren’t harried by plagues or injustice, but something far worse and way meaner: CATS! CHIHUAHAS! Bitefighter—my best buddy, 93rd level intellect, and Terrier Extraordinaire—takes our badass interceptor…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nipple-fear is going on, all my fellow paranoid people who enjoy tweaking your lover’s boob-knobs but harbor an irrational phobia that evil goo will come blasting out, drenching you in slime, horror, and a deep-seated shame that will scar your mind for years to co— Why are you even THINKING about a faceful…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
In this new environment of turmoil and chaos, my enemies have emerged from the societal woodwork, united in their hatred of yours truly. Beta Males, who hate me for my missile-pod abs and love of jiu-jitsu; Grammar Nazis, who hate me for my freewheeling linguistics; and of course Office Drones, who can’t stand the idea…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the blumpkin is going on, alla you people who have gone one google search too far, then felt a tidal wave of horror as you realize that some folks will gleefully expel Evil all over your face, neck, and chest in order to prep you for the main course which is actually a steaming…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
The year is 2030. Here’s the deal: viruses, riots, hornets, blah-blah-blah. Ten years later, Grammar Nazis have taken control of the government, transforming a fragile democracy into an iron-fisted autocracy. I ran from safe house to safe house, eventually taking shelter in a redwood forest, but my ginormous wiener gave me away. As Grammar Nazi…
Kent Wayne 