What the blumpkin is going on, alla you people who have gone one google search too far, then felt a tidal wave of horror as you realize that some folks will gleefully expel Evil all over your face, neck, and chest in order to prep you for the main course which is actually a steaming burst of—
UGH! Never, EVER speak of sour apple smoothies, space dock fondues, wolfbagging, or alligator fuckhouses! GROSS!
But now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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