Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-lips are happening, my fellow big-dick-lipped Man Whores who stare perplexedly at the little flaps of skin around your pee-hole and slip deep into a fantasy where your wiener comes to life and bursts into song with a voice so heartfelt and soul-tingling that Steve Perry would get down on his knees and…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
December 31, 2020. In case you’re wondering, yes—it’s only gotten worse. As if civil unrest, COVID-19, and goddamn murder hornets weren’t enough, Steven Seagal has claimed a wide swath of the Western United States, carving out a kingdom where all must lick his unwashed neckbeard. Martha Stewart has staked a claim in upper Canada, where…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-lick is going on, all you sexual adventurers who have chanced a tentative lick upon the Forbidden Hole then the relationship cratered into several weeks of awful silence and you eventually had to break it off because you guys kept avoiding each others’ gazes and muttering softly in noncommittal pleasantries to fill the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Jeez Louise! Being a Man Whore through a pandemic, civil unrest, and murder hornets wasn’t easy, but I managed to pull it off. It’s 2022 and things are finally calming down. Whew! I check the security cams from inside my underground bunker. All good. Time to come out. I push up on the camouflaged door—a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the coffee poop is happening, all you foolhardy grandstanders who’ve gone absolute HAM on a bunch of super-caffeinated venti whatevers and then suffered a terrifying lurch in the depths of your bowels, causing you to break out into a cold sweat and stammer nervously about having to be right back gotta pee real quick…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Ugh! Here they come, trying to steal my bone! Stoopid cats are always chasing after Labrador Kent, trynna steal my treats or persecuting me for eating their tasty-ass poop! Goddamn fascists is what they are! I hurdle a fence, dodge a feline, then barrel through a dozen of em, earning a scatter of yowls and…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the under-funk is happening, all you deviants who’ve sniffed a good ol’ layer of it off your fingers then secretly seasoned your Soup Surprise with several helpings and responded with an evil smile and a sinister laugh when your friendly dinner guests ask you what is IN this amazing soup??? Oh my God it…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Do-be-do…do-be-do-be-dooo…. DOOBIT! I hop out of my car, lock the door, and bop over to my condo. I’m a professional Man Whore (if you didn’t already know). Just earned me a big cash tip from a lusty soccer mom, and now it’s time to relax and watch Selling Sunset! (I binge-watched them shits in two…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the surprise-porn is going on, all you mischief-makers who’ve sent an email to your friend, titled it CAT VIDEO and attached the most horrendous, butt-hole stretching gaper porn to it that involves furries, hook-cocks, and a guest appearance by King Ass Rippe— Oh. My. GOD! NO! No no no NO! You nasty motherfucker! What…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Oh God, 2020 just got a dickload worse—THEY TOOK AWAY COFFEE!!! I run through the suburbs of sunny San Diego, hunching and flinching as erratic gunfire rattles the air. Someone aims a burst at me—SNAP-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP—sending me diving behind a rusted dumpster. Three houses down, a suburban worker-drone screams in fury and rips off his shirt,…
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