Tag: humor
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m at the office, playing that age-old game: how do I silently release a monster fart without alerting everyone, letting them know I’m an animalistic Man Child? Right now I’m in a meeting, listening to some corporate capo drone on and on about synergy, thinking outside the box, and moving the needle. Blah-blibbity blah-blah-blah. I…
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What the taint-tickle is happening, all my nervous sex-makers who have entered the mid-stage of a relationship and are stretching out with your senses like young Luke Skywalker, trying to feel for the exact right moment when you should go from the boring-ass. scripted-as-hell genital licking/stroking down to the little strip of no man’s land…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I’ve knocked out my word count, lifted weights, and gone for a bike ride. Now I’m walking my 10 lb. Terrier and best friend: Bitefighter. As I round the corner, I bump into an ultra-hot single mom. We get to chatting, and in the course of our conversation, I reveal that I’m the prolific sci-fi…
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What the dangly-balls is happening, my fellow giant-scroted men who are just so proud of your big-ass nuts, proclaiming to anyone and everyone they do a great job of slapping the clit, but when you talk about them to a lady she just gives you a pained grimace and gently informs you they’re not beautiful…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
OH yeah! This is what I’m TALKING ABOUT! It’s 2021—pandemic’s over, baby! Just got hired to dance for a Soccer Mom soirée! I rip off my pants and drop it like it’s hot, then lean back on my hands and thrust my hips up. My big ol’ bulge dances and bounces like an electrified jello…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Death Cock is going on, my fellow Meatpackers who’ve waited for someone to start an argument and then ended it by unzipping your pants and—Ka-THUNK—slapping your big ol’ womb-hammer down on the table, putting your hands on your hips, and smiling like the cat that got the motherfucking cre— Dude, just because you…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Novelty. The masses adore it. Artists crave it. How can we channel transcendence and resonance into new forms and dazzling patterns? An eternal question, one that authors struggle with on a daily basis. The drama of humanity, captured in everything from violence and beauty and primal instincts… Fuck this—I’m getting nowhere. I down five handfuls…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fart-cushion is happening, all you devious motherfuckers who have observed your enemy with rapt attention, waiting until they leave so you can sit in their seat and unleash a terrible blast of hot sauce-tainted Evil into the porous depths of their beloved chair, ensuring that when they come back and sit they’ll inadvertently…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Murrrgh… Been a vampire for less than a day and I’m already sick of it. A Soccer Mom hired me for my Man Whore prowess, but after widening her vajeen and filling her with sperm, she chowed down on my muscled neck, quickly turning me into a creature of the night. I thought the whole…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
NerGobberBlippers! Thank Ya Big Big to all who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
Kent Wayne 